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La lampe magique

Dans la peau d’un méchant

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Alors qu’il réflechissait aux insultes qu’il allait déverser sur les joueurs de l’équipe adverse le soir même, Marco Materazzi, en train de faire son footing de début d’entraînement, se ramassa par terre. Après avoir simulé une double fracture du ménisque pendant dix minutes, il s’aperçu que l’objet qui l’avait renversé n’était pas une chaussure à […]

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Biologie

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Un homo sapiens sapiens de sexe masculin se déplaçant en position bipède inventa un ustensile manufacturé servant à palier l’absence de nyctalopie de son espèce, dénommé “lampe”. Il appliqua sa main à sa surface et, par un rapide mouvement de va et vient, déclencha l’apparition d’un être éthéré plus communément appelé “génie”. Cet être, doué […]

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Journalistique

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- Mesdames, messieurs, bonsoir. Ce flash exclusif interrompt votre programme pour une information de toute première importance : les membres de tous les gouvernements du monde auraient subitement disparu en même temps, il y a quelques minutes, à 21h25 précisément. Cette information nous a été confirmée par plusieurs rédactions étrangères. Aucun groupe terroriste ne s’est […]

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